Sneaker Rehab

aarrgghh!!!! its pay day i have a

"disconnection warning" for my electricity a

"pay immediately" for my water
a looming phone bill not to mention
my empty fridge and stomach...

So why is it im still thinking about those
frika fresh pink on black kicks with the tick ???

HELP ME!!!!!

Im addicted and for this reason i believe sneaks
sould come with government warnings on them.

"buying shoes is addictive"

Or

"quitting now will improve your finances"

and where the hell is Sneaker Rehab

On every sneaker store counter there should be a
Ronald McDonald house type collection box,
with pictures of greazy faces pushed up against
shop windows with a sign saying
"help these kids"

Donations would go to
The Nike/three stripe kick the kicks place for addicts

or the NTSKKPA for short........

They could have mock shops were addicts are trained to go in look and leave without buying anything,
there could be a dress shoe section were fiends
are wiended of the kicks by wearing dress shoes
for increasing amounts of time per day,
an obstacle course that must be completed in a single pair of kicks
new kick cannot be worn untill the current ones are actually "worn out".....

Sneaker patches anyone??

old shoes should be recycled into little
rectangular pieces to slap on ones shoulder
when feeling those "cravings"

Speaking of cravings i gotta go get me them frika fresh
pink on black kicks with the tick.....

Laters
Stress